Thursday, January 06, 2005

FPI BREAKING NEWS: 'US had advance warning of tsunami'

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Blogger kender said...

Of course they did lad, of course they did. We will ignore for a moment that the U.S. has the most sophisticated array of sensors around the globe, in conjunction with other countries, and know faster than all but those that live at an epicenter when and where an earthquake hits. Let us just forget that bit for now so I can give you a piece of news that won't shock your conspiritorial heart one bit.

I know what caused the tsunami. That's right I do.

It was a test by the extreme right-wing, war mongering, capitalistic, christian created industrial war machine, led by Bush, Cheney and an un-named co-conspiritor, possibly running a major American corporation, using a secret, yet banned, space-based weapon of mass destruction, that was covertly funded by food-for-oil profits funneled into daddy Bushs' bank account This weapon causes earthquakes. They tested it to make sure it works before they recall all our troops and use it in the middle east and france for good measure.

Michael Moore-on is making a film about it, and the ACLU is expected to file suit in federal court to obtain documents about this program under the freedom of information act this very day.

Victims of the "earthquake" are expected to file a separate suit, in conjunction with the ACLU, for reparations.

That's what it was.

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